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GREAT MYSTERIES OF MANKIND
If god created man to his image and resemblance, who looks more like him, Brad Pitt or Bill Cosby?
If god is everywhere, why do people look up to talk to him?
How come the Flinstones celebrated Christmas, since they lived before the Christian Era?
Why was the serial called "Mission Impossible" if they always succeded in their missions?
Why do space battle movies have such noisy blasts, considering that sound does not propagate in vacuum?
Why is that film with Kevin Costner called "Dances with Wolves", if you can see only one wolf during the whole story?
If all men are equal, why do women choose so much?
How can one know that the chester is made of chester if nobody has ever seen a chester?
If wine is liquid, how can it be dry?
How does one represent zero in roman algarisms?
Why do people push harder on the buttons of the remote control when the battery is weak?
The institute that emits the ISO 9000 quality certificates, has had its quality certified by whom?
When they invented the watch, how did they know what time it was in order to set it right?
How come science has been able to disclose even the mysteries of DNA, but nobody has yet discovered the formula of Coca-cola?
If we are clean after a bath, why do we wash the towel?
How did they put that "It's Forbidden to Step on the Grass" sign there?
When somebody asks us to help him find something he lost, why do we always ask: "Where did you lose it?"
Why are there people who wake other people up just to ask if they were sleeping?
Coments
Ben Dover - sk8ermonkeydude@yahoo.com - United States, sent on 23/08/2001
Some where funny others were retarded.
Translations to spanish and grammar corrections on the translation to portuguese are welcome.
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Published: 11/09/2000