Humor Published: 05/12/2001
Updated: 05/12/2001
BECOME A CHRISTIAN MISSIONARY!

by ChristsLove.com

"Go ye therefore, and teach all nations baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: Teaching them to observe all things I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen"

Matthew 28:19,20

You Are Called On To Become a Christian Missionary!

We need you to join the ranks of Christians World Wide who are bringing Christ's word to peoples in South America, Asia, and Africa. Many of these people don't know that they should feel guilty, and need to be forgiven for Original Sin. (Roman 5-7: Sin, like death, originated with Adam.) They think that they are happy!

You can insure employment for future generations of Christians who will be doing television fund raisers to help the poor in these countries.

From the earliest Christians, who improved the monuments of ancient Egypt, by carving our blessed cross over Egyptian hieroglyphs. It has been a Christian tradition to erase other cultures.

Your mission will be to go into under developed countries, teach them about Christ, and our Western ways. Help them to forget about their own cultures, and ways of living in harmony with nature.

In South America we receive large contributions to the Church from logging companies. This is for educating the indigenous people about Jesus, helping them to find new homes, making way for clear cut logging operations.

You can help them to abandon their native ways, move into city ghettos, and depend on handouts from Christian Charity to survive.

It only takes one generation for a people to lose an entire culture!

Think of the Glory to God as hundreds of Christians are working in Television studios, answering telephones, working in warehouses and shipping depots.

The future of Christianity depends on YOU!

Contemplate the thousands of people Christian Missionaries have already helped! Many of the native tribes in South America and South East Asia have never even heard of Christ. They are going through their lives as they have for hundreds of generations, supporting themselves. Not needing outside help. We must put an end to this outrage! These people need to be put on the rolls of people who cannot take care of themselves, they must depend on Christians for support.

Can you imagine a time when there will be no ads on TV to help the poor in under developed countries? Well, if you don't become a Christian Missionary this could happen in YOUR lifetime! Future generations of Christians depend on you!

  • The original essay is available at http://christslove.com/Missionary.htm
  • Translations to spanish and grammar corrections on the translation to portuguese are welcome.